How to make an artificial vagina?

Good grief, you don’t have the swag to afford a pocket pussy? How’d you come to that state of affairs? Not to worry, you came to the right place. Ever since man first discovered that the conjoining of the right hand and the penis could produce some fine entertainment for a lonely evening in the back of the cave, we’ve been ceaselessly trying to improve upon the experience. Hence the popularity of the pocket pussy, the Fleshlight, and all the other masturbation sleeves that we’ve come to know and love. Still, if those are out of your reach for the time being, here are a couple of quick and dirty alternatives that can tide you over.

If you’ve got a miniature potato chip canister, or any other can that doesn’t have sharp edges along the rim, you’ve got the makings for a homemade pocket pussy. Just line the inside with foam, trimming your foam roll so that the top doesn’t jut out above the rim of the can, and make sure that it’s rolled inside the can snugly enough to provide a tight fit without being so tight you can’t insert your penis. Then take a latex rubber condom, use it to line the inside of the foam, and stretch the opening of the condom over the rim of the can. Then lube yourself up and have at it.

Another easy variant can be made with a popcorn tub, a toilet paper tube, and a latex glove. Just cut a hole into the side of the tub, insert the tube, and make sure the tube’s securely taped in place. Then cut up your latex glove to provide the insert, tape the tube’s
bottom shut, and then you’ve got a portable pussy that’s perfect for your adult movie enjoyment.

These improvised pocket pussies are perfect for the man on a budget. Or a man with no budget at all. Whatever your situation, you’ll find that by cannibalizing a few items you already own, you can have a jerry-rigged pocket pussy that will do the job.